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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 01:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

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Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?

No way

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How can I get just the vocals of a song?

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How did it feel when experiencing gay sex for the first?

Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

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Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

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Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

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Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

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Thumbs down again.

No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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